Under the firelight, under the brush, her hair
Spread out in fiery points
Glowed into words, then would be savagely still.

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8th July 2009

Link reblogged from Sharp as Teeth and Stars with 54 notes

14 skills all men should possess. →

absurdlakefront:

notthatkindagay:

pantspantsrevolution:

sds:

jasencomstock:

9 of 14.

12.  Also, this was clearly written by a man.

13. I’m manlier than Pants.

ALL THE SINGLE LADIES!

7 if maintaining AAA membership and calling when needed counts as knowing what to do in a roadside emergency.  Otherwise 6…

10!  I’m one hell of a man.  And if AAA counts, I’m up to 11.

  1. beautifulboyz reblogged this from thatissexist and added:
    it is, but i’m not a man. “bastard” isn’t politically correct either.
  2. thatissexist reblogged this from beautifulboyz
  3. somethingvaguelypolitical reblogged this from hivelessmind and added:
    Eight. But to be fair I’m pretty sure I could figure out everything but the breast stroke and driving a stick without...
  4. heavysigh reblogged this from notthatkindagay and added:
    12. Curse you non-swimming/stick!!
  5. exspectator reblogged this from muppetpants and added:
    I can’t sew a button. That’s a woman’s work. Thus, I say that I possess all of the skills mentioned.
  6. yaldabaoth reblogged this from bthny and added:
    12, but I’m a vegetarian so I don’t eat steak. I can make mean veg cheese steaks, though, and boil my own seitan. 13....
  7. noblelion reblogged this from darkknightjrk and added:
    14, punks. But I wholeheartedly agree with the skills added below. Because, honestly, I don’t think you REALLY need to...
  8. kkkkkates reblogged this from absurdlakefront and added:
    10! I’m one hell of a man. And if AAA counts, I’m up to 11.
  9. jheath reblogged this from leeleeleelee and added:
    This is sexist… also, 11 of 14. 12 of 14. I can’t dress for the occasion due to my inability to balance a checkbook. I...
  10. charlieolvera reblogged this from yousoldtheworld and added:
    13 WOOHAAA Guess which one I CAN’T do!
  11. darkknightjrk reblogged this from imperiousrex and added:
    12 out of 14. Never drove a stick shift and haven’t had to sew a button. imperiousrex:
  12. brvtalbrodeo reblogged this from fleetfootedfox and added:
    If only I could swim, I could do all these things. Damn you fear of water!
  13. johnzanussi reblogged this from leeleeleelee
  14. fleetfootedfox reblogged this from bsqv and added:
    for you. and changing oil should be stricken -...belongs in the realm of professionals....
  15. leeleeleelee reblogged this from scarlson09 and added:
    very well (think zach braff in garden state)
  16. january20 reblogged this from adamhrabik and added:
    I’ll claim 13 of the 14, even though I haven’t driven a stick since 2004 and I’m pretty sure I have the cognitive...
  17. scarlson09 reblogged this from mattgorman and added:
    I think I have 10 of 14. I can’t cook the perfect steak because I seriously don’t like the taste of steak; I can’t drive...
  18. adamhrabik reblogged this from frictionlesssuperfeet and added:
    Happy Birthday, Chase?
  19. frictionlesssuperfeet reblogged this from mattgorman and added:
    12 of 14. I can’t drive stick shift or change my oil, despite my dad’s thousands of efforts to teach me. Not that that...
  20. bsqv reblogged this from sagansagel and added:
    well then you definitely get the idea. +10 points and swooooon
  21. bthny reblogged this from sagansagel and added:
    I’m a woman but I got 9 out of 14. I need to brush up on my steak-cooking and fire-building skills, but breast stroke is...
  22. sagansagel reblogged this from notthatkindagay and added:
    13. I have never used a gps before, so maybe you could count that as 12.5, but I’m so manly that I’m confident I could...
  23. kborin reblogged this from mattgorman and added:
    Further proof the men are uneccesary. I can do 12 of these… but I can’t drive stick and I can’t write very well.
  24. theartofdreaming reblogged this from imperiousrex and added:
    lol i can only do like 5 of these. i suck.
  25. mattgorman reblogged this from and added:
    12 of 14. I can’t dress for the occasion due to my inability to balance a checkbook.
  26. imperiousrex reblogged this from davidmaddox and added:
    13 out of 14. Can’t sew a button.
  27. yousoldtheworld reblogged this from absurdlakefront and added:
    8. IM MANLIER THAN SCOTT.
  28. davidmaddox reblogged this from sds and added:
    sds: THISISSEXISTANDMISOGYNISTICICANTBELIEVEYOUREPEDDLING-THISSTUFF My score - 13/14. Sadly, I’ve never tried to change...
  29. absurdlakefront reblogged this from notthatkindagay and added:
    7 if maintaining AAA membership and calling when needed counts as knowing what to do in a roadside emergency. Otherwise...
  30. logansblog reblogged this from sds and added:
    13/14 for the list.
  31. beautifulboyz reblogged this from notthatkindagay
  32. yellowhat reblogged this from notthatkindagay and added:
    Dude, I have 12 of these skills. Does that mean I’m 6/7 of a man?
  33. notthatkindagay reblogged this from muppetpants and added:
    13. I’m manlier than Pants. ALL THE SINGLE LADIES!
  34. muppetpants reblogged this from sds and added:
    12. Also, this was clearly written by a man.
  35. sds reblogged this from jasencomstock and added:
    THISISSEXISTANDMISOGYNISTICICANTBELIEVEYOUREPEDDLINGTHISSTUFF Boy, I’m feeling snarky today…
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